They’re at it again, like chokoras with misspelled placards
making trouble, did you see them? We were driving
to go pay for the licence at City Hall and I had to roll up the car window
I was sooo scared
They were sooo wild
shouting like raving loonies
That’s why I hate going to the CBD, City Hall should open outlets
in Galleria, Junction, Village Market and Westgate
the CBD is just a no-go zone with these protesters every day
and thugs everywhere
and then god- those pictures, I was horrified!
how could they do that?
ati they are being beaten by police? who’s tweeting that?
let me see- ah, have you seen this, Angelina Jolie
has had a mastectomy, and both of them, haya, wow
Look buddy, it’s about image, sip, you have to dress in a certain way, sip,
and only hang out where the biggies go, pause
You want them to notice, but you don’t want them to know that
you want them to notice, so you feign indifference, pour some more
Have you seen my watch? Have you seen my shoes?
We got these during our honeymoon, sip, Mauritius, raise eyebrows
oh, you haven’t been? You should go, it’s not even so expensive these
days, sip, I know a travel agent.
People killed where? sip. Bungoma? sip. Kwani what’s happening?
I say, insecurity is getting bad, sip. I thought the president has given them
more money, pause, so you think Alonso will win again in Monaco? raise a glass
You know, one of these days I have to go for these things, sip
Girl, I love that dress, and pole, I heard about bro
he should stop joining those people
we can’t change these things by writing and shouting, and you heard the minister
it’s all going to be good, we have oil now, and minerals, tourists, investors
in a short while all those poor people will have jobs and whatever they want
look, we all feel for them, we are Christians also, but this
noise making will just cause problems for every one
and we need peace, sio?
Call that paparazzi guy- you,
Let’s pose for a snap, hang on you, that’s not my good side,
Sasa, bring him to Church, we’ll ask the pastor to have a word with him,
And I love your nails, where do you go?
I’m sorry but we can’t be associated with you
It’s bad for business and share prices
this human rights thing, well, look, let’s build a school instead
but when you hit government you hit us
we do safety and comfort rights, so let’s
do something for a sick child, or dig a well, we’ll all clap hands
we’ll call the media, we’re good people
don’t scratch the veneer
Floods? Where? Wrong tribe
Red Cross watakwenda
Hebu put back the tennis, it’s Nadal who’s about to flood
out Federer, ha ha, give me 5
Darling, we’re getting late, by the time
we get there it’ll be packed with
those new-money kids all laid out like blankets & swine, and you know
I like my favourite spot, what are you watching now?
Ah- leave these crazy civil society and their nonsense alone
If they get killed they asked for it
Why can’t they look at the bright side of life?
Why can’t they look at us?